1. moan about broadcast tv
2. lament the prevalence
of The Screen these days
2a.( imply These Days
are an aftermath )
2b. capitalise the wrong words
to make them the right words
3. detail too
The Screens
essential escape
3a.( mention the tv glass people
as buckowski called them
while keeping
buckowski references
to a minimum )
3b.( call buckowski chinaski
so people know you know stuff )
4. pick a childhood memory
eg buttered crumpets
after wednesday swimming
5. then pick from the following-
shopping mall
block paving
the still blacktop river
our dim monkey paws
5a. pick what you like here
have some fun
trees / hats are good ones
6. bring up
some forgotten
something or other
senses maybe ? pack dependency ?
7. draw a line
between nature
and us
loudly wondering WHY
7a. then smudge it with
ancient astronauts
and the nephilim
8. coin a phrase
about humanity
eg carbon chess
9. what did the postman bring ?
books ?
a bill ?
10. use a couple of these ?
and one or two of these -
and a /
11. and delete them in disgust
to add again
after lunch
with the resignation
of mature acceptance
12. then
maybe
ramble
into
possible
cut-up territory
but accidentally
come up with a satisfying rhyme
or not
not forcing it is fine
11. mention time of course
maybe like its a cake
stale outside
soggy inside
so only the cream is the cream
12. sign off with a line
that undermines the whole
12a. or with a line that doesnt
or a line thats ambiguous
or a line from out of nowhere
13. pretend to be a movie
and
count your grey pubes
in public
thats it ! number 13
ignore the rest
pretend to be a movie
and
count your grey pubes
in public
14. youre allowed to stop now
15. then spellcheck
tutting at the
ignorant suggestions
16. add a semi-relevant pic
credit it as best you can
17. share online
18. rest
fin
19. and repeat tomorrow
until
you die
or dont
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